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sirandrewI posted this in Will's LJ, but was so taken with my own keen knowlege of history that I decided to also place it here. After I wrote this I started thinking to myself that I should write a book that would explain the entire sweep of American History in one comprehensive tome..
Shortly after Adolph Hitler's defeat at the hands of FDR at the Battle of Washington DC, Hitler fell back with his Robot Armies and disabled Battle Kraken "The Gottermandung" to his final storm shrouded stronghold in Japan. We all know what happened next. FDR, mortally wounded and paralyzed from his epic battle at the gates of the White House, bravely sacrificed himself by having his Battle Kraken "Liberty" dropped with him piloting it over Tokyo, destroying most of the island and sending refugees throughout Asia.
The largest contingent of these invaded and conquered Vietnam from the French, who had colonized the empty nation many years before. Unfortunately, the leader of the refugees was the Arch-Villain Hans Ho-Chi-Minh, one of Hitler's right hand men and a leader of his vile Communist front. Worse, Ho had salvaged one of Hitler's most feared Battle Krakens, "Blitzkrieg" and he used it to create a harsh dominion over the once lush paradise. America did not sit by, and its new President Harry S. Johnson sent in the Freedom Legion under General MacArthur to resist Ho's regime.
The Legion managed to reconquer most of the southern half of Vietnam, but they were stopped short of total victory when Ho and the "Blitzkrieg" counterattacked at the battle of Chosin, and killed General MacArthur. Determined not to be defeated, Johnson commissioned Robert Oppenheimer to build yet another Atomic Battle Kraken to even the odds, and the results came forth in the form of the Kraken "General Washington". Just as FDR before him, Johnson personally piloted his Kraken to Vietnam to try to turn the tide.
The battle that resulted will live forever in history as one of the bloodiest and most vicious in American History as Johnson drove deep into the North Vietnamese heartland, slaughtering Ho's atomically mutated super soldiers. Finally, at the gates of Hanoi, Johnson and Ho locked in a titanic battle not seen since Hitler and FDR dueled at the end of the Second World War. Sadly, America was not to emerge triumphant. Just as Johnson was about to bring down his Servo-Hammer on Ho's cockpit to seal a victory for freedom, Stalin appeared out of nowhere, piloting his own Kraken the "Red Star". Stalin, once a staunch ally of America against Hitler, had been infected with the vile Nazi stain of communism and had made a secret pact to help Ho defend Vietnam from the aggressions of decency and freedom. Together, Ho and Stalin killed President Johnson and destroyed the "General Washington". It is said that President Johnson's lovely wife Jackie could be heard to weep for months in seclusion in the White House Tower.
After Johnson's defeat, the Freedom Legion could not hold on alone and they were slaughtered almost to a man in the brave defense of Saigon. Only a few brave soldiers were able to escape from the roof of the American Embassy as the vile Nazi Battle Krakens bore down on the city. The new President, Richard M. Nixon, had no choice but to surrender to Ho-Chi-Minh. As part of the deal, the Vietnamese got part of Korea, and all of China. Nixon, a broken man, was forced to resign in disgrace and America has borne the wound of the Vietnam war sadly ever since.
Shortly after Adolph Hitler's defeat at the hands of FDR at the Battle of Washington DC, Hitler fell back with his Robot Armies and disabled Battle Kraken "The Gottermandung" to his final storm shrouded stronghold in Japan. We all know what happened next. FDR, mortally wounded and paralyzed from his epic battle at the gates of the White House, bravely sacrificed himself by having his Battle Kraken "Liberty" dropped with him piloting it over Tokyo, destroying most of the island and sending refugees throughout Asia.
The largest contingent of these invaded and conquered Vietnam from the French, who had colonized the empty nation many years before. Unfortunately, the leader of the refugees was the Arch-Villain Hans Ho-Chi-Minh, one of Hitler's right hand men and a leader of his vile Communist front. Worse, Ho had salvaged one of Hitler's most feared Battle Krakens, "Blitzkrieg" and he used it to create a harsh dominion over the once lush paradise. America did not sit by, and its new President Harry S. Johnson sent in the Freedom Legion under General MacArthur to resist Ho's regime.
The Legion managed to reconquer most of the southern half of Vietnam, but they were stopped short of total victory when Ho and the "Blitzkrieg" counterattacked at the battle of Chosin, and killed General MacArthur. Determined not to be defeated, Johnson commissioned Robert Oppenheimer to build yet another Atomic Battle Kraken to even the odds, and the results came forth in the form of the Kraken "General Washington". Just as FDR before him, Johnson personally piloted his Kraken to Vietnam to try to turn the tide.
The battle that resulted will live forever in history as one of the bloodiest and most vicious in American History as Johnson drove deep into the North Vietnamese heartland, slaughtering Ho's atomically mutated super soldiers. Finally, at the gates of Hanoi, Johnson and Ho locked in a titanic battle not seen since Hitler and FDR dueled at the end of the Second World War. Sadly, America was not to emerge triumphant. Just as Johnson was about to bring down his Servo-Hammer on Ho's cockpit to seal a victory for freedom, Stalin appeared out of nowhere, piloting his own Kraken the "Red Star". Stalin, once a staunch ally of America against Hitler, had been infected with the vile Nazi stain of communism and had made a secret pact to help Ho defend Vietnam from the aggressions of decency and freedom. Together, Ho and Stalin killed President Johnson and destroyed the "General Washington". It is said that President Johnson's lovely wife Jackie could be heard to weep for months in seclusion in the White House Tower.
After Johnson's defeat, the Freedom Legion could not hold on alone and they were slaughtered almost to a man in the brave defense of Saigon. Only a few brave soldiers were able to escape from the roof of the American Embassy as the vile Nazi Battle Krakens bore down on the city. The new President, Richard M. Nixon, had no choice but to surrender to Ho-Chi-Minh. As part of the deal, the Vietnamese got part of Korea, and all of China. Nixon, a broken man, was forced to resign in disgrace and America has borne the wound of the Vietnam war sadly ever since.
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Date: 2005-06-22 01:00 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-06-22 01:32 am (UTC)it was almost as funny as "Community College Bowl" which i think only me you dave and daniel would be able to truly appreciate.
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