Birthday Madness.

So, I'm um, getting older on March 3.  As usual I want to engage in some sort of birthday shindig with my friends.  Unfortunately, I don't know when that will be or where.  Olive Garden screwed the pooch last year, and even though I like Italian, I won't put that back on the list.  Outback is expensive.  I don't quite know what to do.  Regardless, clear your schedules around the 3rd because something WILL be done.  I just don't know what. 

I do know one thing. 

There will be Monkeys vs. Robots.